Unlike your typical action film, this story doesn't start out in some super secret government training facility where our protagonist is training to get ready to save the world with bulging biceps and STD-infested love life. In fact, our hero is quite the opposite; he lives a quiet life (almost too quiet) in the suburbs of South Jersey. Tackling such heavy topic on the question of life such as 'Do you want to go and get some Frothy-Vanilla-Bubble-Tea?' he finally finds the answer why he was born.

A girl.
Not just any girl, THE girl.

So boy meets girl, but girl doesn't want to meet boy. What to do? Well, with the help of his friends, bubble tea, corny pickuplines, and a three sectional staff, he heads out for the greatest adventure anyone could ever quest upon, Dungeon-Mastered by Cupid himself.

Are you a bad enough dude....I mean, is his kung fu strong enough to win this girl over and make her see that love that he wishes for is also something that she's also been looking for all of her life?